Downloads
As part of our ongoing efforts at Social Responsibility we offer you the following downloadable pdf files, print them yourself.
Beer Time
It is well known that time can also be measured in increments of 'beers drunk' using a standard bottle size, but what of people that do not drink beer?
Notwithstanding that they are missing out on one of the greatest pleasures known to man (and real women), we have decided to release the following for general distribution in order to educate the common man.
The scientists at friendsofthekakiebos have taken time out of their busy days spent replicating their favourite movies in paper mache, in order to come up with a formula that can be used to calculate the Beer Time of other drinks using the below chart.
Simply multiply the Number of drinks with the Conversion factor and the Multiple Factor to discover how much time has passed.
N x C x M = BT
Where N is Number of drinks, C is the Conversion factor, M is the Multiple factor and BT is Beer Time.
Eggs are easy
We know that they are sluts and break down down at the drop of a...well, egg. But don't you hate it when the waiter gives you that blank bovine stare when you ask for your eggs Over Easy, or Sunny Side Up? With these easy instructions you can now give them a picture as well as directions without having to waste valuable breath explaining the differences. If your eggs suddenly come out just the way you like them, or if you have been banned from your favourite Wimpy, we would like to know.
Parking Directions
We've all spent time training and learning how to do a perfect parallel park, then passed the test and promptly forgot about it, never to use that skill again. If you cannot drive straight in and out, it is easier to endlessly circle the parking lot until a space becomes available, or you run out of petrol. But when you do find a parking spot and some idiot managed to park across two bays blocking any attempt to get in (except if you have a ridiculously small car) you need to let them know that maybe their wife enjoys it sideways, but parking is different. Learn to do it right. Pop one of these under their windshield wiper and walk away, knowing that you helped someone become a better person.
We assume you know how to use scissors, but take no responsibilty and do not supply directions, figure it out yourself.